Wanna bring in the New Year with the Shallower-Than-Thou set? Then put on your favorite shiny shmedium T-shirt, Xtra Low skinny Dragon jeans, and ridiculously overpriced and oversized nighttime sunglassses and schlep over to one of these stylish soirees. Guaranteed to leave you drunk, broke, and bedding a creature equally as clueless as yourself.
Click here for the article in the Miami New Times:
Miami's 13 Best New Year's Eve Parties
“So if you wanna wake up in 2013 with empty pockets, a booze-damaged brain, and a bed full of hot mess, check out Miami's 13 best New Year's Eve parties!” more…