Tall Guy Finds Perfect Woman to Stand in Front of at Show

AUSTIN – After wandering around aimlessly during the first two opening bands, the tallest guy in the room has finally found the perfect woman to stand in front of for the duration of tonight’s show.

Witnesses estimate the man stands at a sturdy 6’3″ – enough to completely eclipse the view of the much-shorter Katie Washington, who arrived early in hopes to avoid such a situation.

“This happens at every show,” Washington Said, frustrated after repeatedly failing to squeeze past the man. “I came here 30 minutes before doors to get a spot off to the side of the stage, but I went to the bathroom and lost my spot. Now I am forced to stare at the middle of this guy’s sweaty back”… To read the rest of this article, click here.

Photo: Julia Torres @hummustheclown

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