Woman Finds Plain Man Attractive After Finding Out He's a DJ

After turning down the advances of a slightly portly looking oddball in a nightclub 25-year-old clubber, Samantha Egan, now suddenly finds him attractive since he’s standing behind the decks DJing.

“At first I wasn’t that into him,” explained Samantha, “he had a strange body odour, like he was sweating alcohol out of every pore and attempting to disguise it by dousing himself in Lynx Africa and spearmint chewing gum.”… Samantha claims she thought nothing of the slightly weird guy who had been hanging around looking quiet and concentrated until she saw him again standing behind the decks. “It was love at second sight,” gushed Samantha from her sets of lips. “He went straight from a 3 to a 10.”

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